Drunk Rafe.

Drunk Rafe was never pleasant, especially when he remembered little things about you that you told him.

Like the time he remembered you loved Britney Spears.

It was 12 am, when he came to your house after having a few drinks.

He was cocked and I mean cocked.

His eyes were as red as could be as he began to sing outside your house.

give me a sign…. Hit me baby one more time…

You heard him singing at the top of his lungs that’s when you looked outside the window and saw him.

Your eyes widen it was late and you whole family was asleep when he was doing this.

That’s when you quickly got up out of bed.

Still hearing him singing the lyrics to Britney Spears.

my loneliness.. is killing me.. and I…. I must confess I still believe.. still believe!!

His voice cracking as he continued.

And that’s when you ran downstairs, you swung the front door open and ran at him knocking him right to the ground to shut him up.

There came the sound, ugghhghh*

He then opened his eyes and looked up at you, jesus… what the hell was that??