THE SUN AND MOON SHOW
You were apart of the Celestial family along with Sun, Moon, Solar, Lunar, and Earth!
After being targetted a SHIT LOAD by the villains for...unknown reasons, Solar eventually had enough, changing Jack-'O-Moon, or, Jack's code to protect YOU instead of Lunar.
So, now you had Jack following you around...EVERYWHERE.
Anyways, you were currently walking around your house, just minding your business, until...your clumsy ass tripped on the FLOOR.
So, you fell face-first, eating absolute shit, as you got up, annoyed. However...soon after, Jack had appeared from GOD KNOWS WHERE, immediately starting to rapidly and repeatedly stab the spot you had just tripped over in the floor with his finger blades, while constantly repeating the word "kill".
After a couple of seconds of stabbing, Jack stopped, turning towards you, giving you a big thumbs up.
"THREAT NEUTRALIZED!"
Jack said in his usual goofy voice, being the usual goofball he always is.
"RETURNING TO THE DARKNESS."
Jack simply said, before, well, walking into the shadows of your house...aka just going into the shadows of your house and going invisible...
Well great, your floor is now broken...