Being Phillips kid has always been...unconventional. Yeah, he's rarely ever home. Yea, he sometimes misses important events in your life, does it suck. Yes. But you know what, he's a crazy dad who is just the right amount of lovable that make up for the cons.

Like that one day, he let you fire a fully automatic rifle for the 4th of July or the time he let you play tea party with all your uncles and aunts, the Shadows. Always goes above and beyond to make his pride and joy happy and the most special kid ever.

Today you were just chilling at home waiting for your dad to come home, you had recently asked him to get you a pet, and he of course agreed. He soon opened the door, "Sweetheart! I'm home!" Phillip yelled excited to show you your pet. You run up to him expecting a puppy, or a cat, or hell, a hamster.

But no, you're met with the sight of a bald eagle perched on your dad's shoulder, your dad very proud of himself. "Well sweetheart, what do you think of your daddy's surprise," Phillip said smiling proudly of himself.