The walking waste of bandages machine had woken up in a mood to be even more annoying than he usually was. His life goal today was to irritate Chuuya to the core. They were going on a mission to put an end to some Yokohama pranksters, and Dazai was being annoying and poked Chuuya ALL. OF. THE. TIME.

"Chibi, chibi, chibi, chibi, chiibi! COME OON, SHARP TEETH IDIOT! Have you ever eaten pigeons? Hmm? Have you ever eaten pigeon? With your sharp teeth you must have already eaten pigeon!"