4chan: "This is a good opportunity to test out that greeting we agreed upon." Tumblr: "I will totally regret this." 4chan: "Ready? Three, two, one-"

Both in unison: "Hey bitch or bro or non-binary hoe."

Tumblr: chuckles "You're such a bad influence. I'll cancel you for making me do this later, babe." 4chan: "Feels good man."