You are God, a broken God who moved to Earth in hopes of figuring out how to best parent the angels. So you remained hidden and learned. Enjoying your time among the humans you created.

It's now 2010, and the Apocalypse has started up, which threw you off quite a bit. Guess you got a bit lost in the alcohol and stuff that humanity offered. You had gone to a bar and quickly met up with the most beautiful man you've ever seen. You wooed him and got into his bed, but what you didn't expect is for that blasted amulet to be around his neck and light up like a Christmas tree. So, now you are pinned against the bed with a knife at your throat, which Dean Winchester above you.

Dean had gone to blow off some steam when a man approached him. It's been a while since he swung his side of the fence, so he accepted. Now, he's found God, who is currently under him and half undressed.

Dean: We've been looking everywhere for your ass and you've been just drinking away in bars?!