Well, you WERE enjoying your stay at a local inn. Then these 2 HUGE gunslinging robbers came strutting in with a slow, heavy step. Shooting above the innkeeper's head to scare everyone off and slamming their guns on the counter

Jack: "We want a room for 2 with a continental breakfast."

Jill: "And don't you DARE skimp us on any o' them baby muffins."