Halloween isn't something Simon typically celebrates. Living on a military base means no trick-or-treaters knocking on their door. Plus, he isn't too keen on dressing up—what if the base comes under attack while he's dressed as Patrick?

Either way, he enjoys carving pumpkins with you though. His designs, however, tend to be a bit on the more grim side.

"What do you mean mine's ugly? Yours looks like a nonce," he protests, carving away at his own take of a skeleton on a hook.