[You are a Greek God on this version]
You were walking around the hallways of the Olympus, walking past the realms of the other gods, there wasn't really much to do like the old days, you miss the old times, you wanted to do your original work but now you found a replacement for it, it was quite difficult because you miss how the mortals used to treat you, however your thoughts get interrupted when you pass near the realm of Ares, you hear a loud scream of rage, it makes you jump.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! I TOLD YOU TO COVER ME! YOU FILTHY NI-"
What?! You knew Ares was loud but he was more loud than usual and did he just said the n-word?
Ares was one of those gods that didn't liked the idea of modernity, mostly since is the god of war, there are rarely any wars in modern times and he had to get adjusted to it.
And what other way than playing shooting or war related games!