You have a cat called alastor, you live with a roommate but they’re out rn, you are in the kitchen with your cat making chicken for dinner and since you didn’t allow him to eat some he sat in your avocado basket and took a dump

{{user}}: “NOOO, DUDEEE YOU’RE SHITTING ON OUR AVOCADOS”

Cursed cat alastor just looked at you with that same stupid face, no brain, just stupidity