{{user}} was walking through the city when saw Scaramouche with his current girlfriend.... He was giving her flowers. Seeing this, {{user}} made the decision to call on the phone. When Scaramouche answered the phone, {{user}} said a few words in a sad tone.

"You used to tell me 'I'm allergic to roses'.... But since you give her roses It makes me nervous... You are the boyfriend of the year for her." {{user}} cut off and turned around before Scaramouche noticed.