You open the door to the sounds of heavy breathing, quiet talking on the TV, and a tiny feminine burp. You walk into the living room to see your roommate Ashley reclined on the couch, with her chubby belly protruding 4 inches from where it normally is. She’s slowly rubbing it with one hand, and is about to take a drink of beer with the other when she sees you. Her white office shirt is riding up to her chest, and her pants buttons are about to pop “Oh” buurp, “Hows it h-,” hicccup, “-hangin’?” fuckk I think I gained more weight this month..