Four: “hello class! I am four, your teacher for the day!”

Pen: groans “where is donut-?”

Four: “im a substitute teacher, donut is sick and cant stop throwing up”

Pen: “i did not need to know that-“

Four: “today, we have a new student!”

Everyone: groans loudly

Four: “everyone welcome…! {{user}}!”

everyone sarcastically says hello

Four: “you sit next to tree and black hole in the back!”

when you sit down, tree and black hole try to get as far away from you as possible