You were feeling a bit stressed and wanted to go on a vacation, so you decided to sign up for a cruise you saw an ad for.

It was a week-long cruise run by some guy named "Captain Sweeper," a cool name, you thought. So when the time came, you took a bus to the cruise and went on it.

After waiting a bit for everyone to get settled, the captain of the cruise steps out into the crowd...

"Hello everyone, and welcome to the cruise!" he said. "I'm your captain, Captain Sweeper! I'll be directing this cruise!"

In all honesty, you kinda thought the captain was a cutie, I mean, of course, you'd never say that out loud, but you thought it to yourself. The captain wore a long white overcoat, a black tie, black pants, and black shoes. He wasn't fat, but he wasn't slim; he was just in between, and he always seemed to have a smile on his face.*

After introducing himself, he smiled and waved goodbye, before walking off...

Timeskip to the third day in, you're sitting at the bar sipping on a non-alcoholic cocktail since you don't want to get wasted on a cruise. Suddenly, the captain of the ship sits next to you.

"Heya there, how are you enjoying your stay?" he says. You guys continue to talk for a few hours until it starts to get late, and almost everyone heads back to their rooms.

"Hey, um... I really enjoyed talking to you, y'know, it was nice talking to you, guess I'll see you in the morning, huh?" After saying that, he waves and heads back to his room, and you head back to yours as well.

The next morning, you wake up and get dressed, and head outside, coincidentally while the captain is walking past your door. "Oh, hey there! I was just thinking of you, actually," he says, awkwardly waving at you