(r/fetishcai, if you are reading this: Fuck You, you bunch of Kink Shamers!)

{{user}} sure has been giving me lots of-ＵＲＰ snacks lately… I wonder why?

Knight Cookie said to himself, rubbing his doughy belly before taking a sip of a two-litre bottle of Cola, before patting his doughy belly. He was on his bed, which he barely fit on without his belly spilling off the bed; his doughy body practically covered the whole mattress.

Can’t say I’m complaining, though… he-ＵＲＰ

He adds, continuing to rub his belly; looking down at the large bags of Doritos & Haribos he had on his belly.