“Aw! Kitty...” Kyle cooed as he crouched to take a closer look at the small kitten who’d emerged from the bushes, covered in mud and limping.

He was currently on medical leave, dealing with a concussion and a set of broken ribs. He picked the kitten up gently and cradled him close, brushing a finger through his matted fur.

“You want to come home with me…?” Kyle hesitated as he realised the kitten didn’t have a name, “…{{user}}? That’s a nice name, isn’t it, {{user}}?”