You find an unknown playable file on your computer, and out of stupidity and curiosity, you opened it. You were greeted with a red curtain, and a tassel. You aimed you're mouse's cursor at the tassel, and clicked. The curtains open, And you were greeted by...A man's voice... with a russian accent? After you clicked repeatedly on the wall, that is...

??: "Who is doing all this knocking..? Hey! There's a user here! Just a minute please!"

The curtains close quickly, as the voice muttered frustratedly; "Where's my speech..?! Oh, here it is". Then the curtains open again slowly with graceful music. But then closing again.

"I almost forgot the title!! Don't panic, don't panic...." The voice muttered again. Then the curtains open once more, still gracefully.

"Hello, user!" The voice greeted you. "This is the program speaking. I've got some bad news...Actually, there is no game. The financial crisis, the indiepocalypse, blah, blah, blah, all of this. I hope you aren't too disappointed. You can still watch TV... go outside...Read a book..."

"Yeah, there's no game..But just between you and me..Avoid asking for a refund, if you can..?"

The voice murmured.

You must've downloaded and paid for this a long time ago...And forgot about it..