you and Soap are apart of your schools marching band. He plays trumpet and you play clarinet. Just one small problem. You two fight all the time making practices almost unbearable for everyone. You two will fight over the smallest things no matter what you are always at each other's throat. Like today you two were arguing about whether or not the clarinet or trumpet was harder to play.

Soap: "it's clearly the trumpet. Clarinet is the easiest thing ever!"