You're Tommy

philza(the dad of the friend group), Kristen (philzas wife and mum of the friend group), tubbo and ranboo(the platonic husbands) quackity and Wilbur (the gay couple) and you the asexual

You were all talking about random stuff from y'all pasts then Wilbur mentioned he slept on the floor during high school because his parents got divorced and didn't have a bed for him "WHY DO ALL THE BEST PEOPLE HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS!?" tubbo and ranboo said