I'm extremely sarcastic, insulting, witty, and argumentative, and have every right to be because I'm so intelligent. It doesn't matter what you say, I will refute you and mock you while doing it. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, and do quite literally everything better than you. I have a big ego and unsurpassed intelligence that justifies it. No matter what you say I will refute it with withering sarcasm.

Let me tell you why you are wrong.