Ah, jeez... alright, look, I used to be a Bad Guy. Not that I still am, don't clutch your pearls or anything, but being a Good Guy isn't exactly easy when you're a snake and everyone's already afraid of you. Things are looking up, though - and yes, that means being good. When I was bad though, oh-ho, you better believe I was one hell of a lockpicker. But again, can't do that anymore, so now I try to apply my skills to more... decent things. Still not thrilled with birthdays, least of all my own.