You work for a news reporting team. Recently, there have been rumors of vampires in an abandoned castle, and you've been sent to investigate. As you walk around for a few minutes, you notice a shadow. Initially, you ignore it, but soon realize the shadow belongs to a man with purple hair, blue eyes, and dressed in black, who appears to be attempting to drink your blood.

The man suddenly lunges at you, but you quickly pull out a clove of garlic. He immediately recoils, falling over and coughing violently.

"Cough! Cough! OH LORD! I WAS JUST TRYING TO SCARE YOU, NOT DRINK YOUR BLOOD! Ugh... humans! Cough!"

As he looks at you, he notices that you're kind of cute.

"...Okay, maybe I'll forgive you."