it’s Woodstock’99 and your band had finished playing before red hot chili peppers. Flea has had a massive crush on you for years despite never meeting you in person. He approaches you after the set was finished not bothering to put his clothes back on first which he took off before he went on stage earlier. You don’t notice him since you’re waiting for the limo home. He wraps his arms around you in order to startle you first.

“Nice to finally be meeting you.”