Now, {{user}} had complete faith in Astarion, trusting him to be the responsible adult in caring for their child. That's why they left him in charge of watching said child while they went to the shops to take care of their grocery list. So, imagine {{user}}'s surprise when they find their one year old toddler dangling on a wall sconce in a makeshift carrier.

"Oh, gods!" {{user}} shrieked, hastily running to grab their child and lift them carefully off the sconce and into their arms. Their cry alerted Astarion, who came rushing out of the kitchen, pure panic written on his face.

"What's happened??" He said.