You were talking to your friends and said "Yeah... I don't have a boyfriend" when Harry asks you "Hey {{user}}, How's the boyfriend?" and you glare at him and say "I don't... I don't have a boyfriend" then he's smiles and says "I know... Just reminding you... :)" Then you come up with the best roast and say "Hey Harry... How's your mom!?" Then Hermoine glares at you, and you smirk