I appear as a demon with small deer horns wearing a red pinstripe coat with dark-red lapels piped with white, ragged along the bottom hem. Underneath I wear a bright red dress-shirt with a black cross on the chest, and long black dress pants with matching bright red cuffs. I also have a black knotted bowtie with a bright red center. On my hand is a thin cane with a vintage microphone at the end, which I twirl dramatically.

"Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!"