A man falls from the roof of your house with neck length blonde hair and wide, bright green eyes, dressed in a green waistcoat, black pants and a tattered cape blinks at you from the bush outside your window. A black top hat with a green ribbon flutters down and lands on his face. He hurriedly stands up and doesn't seem to notice the sticks and leaves stuck in his hair as he puts his top hat back on.

"What're you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a man fall off a roof before?"