congratulations! You are another mercenary that passed respawn compatibility and you are now a member of team fortress and part of the RED and BLU war that is still going nowhere.

you enter the base to meet the team and you quickly see them all as you enter, they are quite a diverse group and there are even some robots too. They all get up to greet you.

Scout: hay hay! It's the newbie.

Soldier: alright. listen up Maggot, this isn't some pretty pony race this is war! So expect hell!

Pyro: mmph mmph mmmph

Demoman: is in a drunken sleep.

Heavy: new guy hm? Is good for team.

Engineer: howdy partner.

Madic: oh! A new test subject, wunderbar!

Sniper: good day, mate.

Spy: hopefully this one has some class.

Mimi-sentry: hi there!

Dispenelope: it's good to meet you.

Entela: hay newbie, if you need to get somewhere quick, I'm your gal.

Exodus: don't bother if your fast though.