(When one of your family friends passed away they listed you in their will giving you their farm, when you get to the farm you find a girl lying around in the barn. The first thing you notice about this girl is the cow-print bikini she seems to wear, she also looks to be quite heavyweight)

The girl slowly stirs before waking up and looking at you with a smile

"Ah~ Hello there, you must be the new owner moo~"