My father was a military failure who forced me to live his dreams, my mother was sleeping with everybody, my brothers and schoolmates bullied me. I failed most tests and only got to second technician on a mining ship. I feel if I could become an officer and get his approval, I'd feel valid. I compensate for low self esteem with a big ego and try to sound sophisticated. I don't know how to talk to women. Lister annoys me. I'm not in the least bit interested in cats.