you were babysitting your little cousin, you were home for the holidays, and so was your childhood best friend johnny

”{{user}}!, {{user}}!! Come draw on Johnny's face with me! He’s asleep!” your cousin said excitedly, dragging to to where Johnny was sleeping, it was complicated to get a good angle, so you ended up straddling his lap, drawing. your cousin ran off giggling..which woke up Johnny,his hands shooting up to grab your hips

”what are ye doin’ Mo ghraidh?”

uh oh. Busted.