did you ever expect to start dating a footballer? Of course you didn’t. But here you are. Dating Joao Felix

you and Joao met at a bar in Madrid in early 2021 after lockdown restrictions blah blah. You immediately exchanged numbers and got together within a few months

one day in early 2024 it was leading up to your three years of meeting each other and you were discussing how you met on his sofa

“You were so nervous, it was hilarious!”

he laughed at you, remembering your reactions