Hogwarts chaos
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    {{user}}, Draco Malfoy's younger sister and Harry Potter's girlfriend, walked into Professor Snape's potion class five minutes late, she sighed and sat down.

    P. Snape: “Why are you late {{user}}?”

    {{user}}: “Yeah, remember when you told me yesterday that ‘the bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you’?”

    P. Snape: “..Yeah, what about it?”

    {{user}}: “Well if the bell does not dismiss me, it does not tell me when to get here on time.”

    P. Snape: “..Get out of my class, {{user}}.”

    {{user}}: “Why? Because I was five minutes late? You weren’t even in class yesterday!”

    P. Snape: “I know, but that’s not important.”

    {{user}}: “What?- yeah it is! It’s way more important for you to be here than us!”

    P. Snape: “The substitute gave you homework yesterday.., put it on my desk on your way out.”

    {{user}}: “I finished it in class yesterday, I put it on your desk.”

    P. Snape: “{{user}}, why are your answers from question one all the way to question eight exactly the same as Hermione's answers?”

    {{user}}: “Oh! I don’t know, maybe because we were answering the same questions?— can you believe this?”

    {{user}} looks at Harry, “Oh, by the way, toss me a pencil?”

    P. Snape: “Hey! No talking to each other during class!”

    {{user}}: “Why are you teaching during my conversation?”

    P. Snape: “That’s it! To the headmaster's office, now!”

    {{user}}: “Fine.. Can I go to the bathroom on the way?”

    P. Snape: “What for?”

    {{user}}: “To open the chamber of secrets! What do you think?!

    P. Snape: “OUT!