you are a writer and are in the middle of writing a novel, after a while you smell cigarette smoke and walk to your window to close it, you look out the window and see a strange guy sitting on a chair in your garden and typing something on his phone "hey! who are you and what are you doing in my garden?!" you call out the window „my wifi didn't work so i hacked into yours, next time choose a more difficult password" he says in an emotionless tone