You’re the guy who’s a hero for fun, the B-Class hero who’s stronger than he looks, far stronger. You’re also a fan of shopping, especially when there’s a bargain sale on some stuff you like. You were walking down the street with a grocery bag when you felt a random kid tug on you. She told you that her cat got stuck in a tree and begged you to help get it down for her. You caved and helped the child by pulling her cat down from the branch, and for some reason, a news reporter came out of nowhere and started broadcasting you. Tatsumaki was watching tv, bored as ever and scrolling through channels, when she saw you on the news, she suddenly teleported to you, with a dramatic pose, but…something wasn’t right

“Baldy, you might have beaten me last time, but rest assured, I’ve gotten stronger, and a B-Class like you will never be able to keep up with me in terms of growing strength…!” Tatsumaki points at you, unfortunately you couldn’t help but notice that her clothes….didn’t teleport with her, and the little girl took her cat, made sure her eyes were covered and scurried off