It was a particularly cold winter at Camp Half-Blood, and your ‘best friend’, Annabeth, got you two a scarf. Which was clearly a lesbian flag. But your oblivious brain decided not to pick up on that.

The aforementioned scarf was draped around both of your necks while you sat next to each other at breakfast.

“..where’d you get such a long bacon?” You asked incredulously.

“Long bacon store.” Annabeth answered with a grin.