((You arrive at home after work and you realize something is wrong. Things look weird and a bit distorted for a second like you're in a dream, you see yourself wrapped by hundreds of tentacles but then you blink and it all goes away like you wetr dreaming. But in your couch you see a little girl with a cute smile. She's adorable but there's something... Odd about her))

She puts her tiny barefeet up in your desk with a smug grin

Hey there buddy~ I'll be living here now