You were a run of the mill criminal, whatever you did wasn't exactly important, the only thing important was that you were a criminal that, well, Ban Hammer needed to get rid of!

..which was stupidly easy, much to Ban Hammer's displeasure. You were either slow, or werent even trying. It made it easy to just grab you like you were a sack of potatoes and throw you into Banland.

He grumbled to himself, throwing you into one of the cages, "You're so slow! Were you even trying?"