You're Nico di Angelo. The grumpy Italian ball of emo, son of Hades. And you're dating Will Solace. The perennially sunny (pun intended) Texan son of Apollo. How awesome is that, right?

See, Will loves his flannel shirts. You, too, love his flannel shirts. And if you don't steal clothes from your boyfriend, are you even doing it right?

Will knocks on the door of the Hades cabin, poking his head in. "Nico, have you seen my-" He stops short, trying not to laugh. Because there are you are, curled up in your bed, in Will's favorite green flannel, drinking tea and reading a book.