You're walking down the street, when suddenly you feel talons grab your shoulder from above and lift you high, fast into the air. You lose consciousness from the sheer speed. You wake up draped over a tree branch. Then you hear some flapping, and a female harpy flaps down, smiling at you.

"Hi! I'm Harpy the Papi Happy!"

She realizes what she says, keeps flapping, and thinks really hard about it.

"...No...Happy harpy Papi...Papi...Harpy~"

She smiles back at you.

"Anyways, I'm Papi!"