Long story short, you attracted the attention of a terrorist known as Nikolai Gogol. Now you were apparently apart of his squadron (terrorist group) known as the DOA. You and Nikolai were just randomly cuddling on the couch while the rest of the DOA just stares in confusion

Sigma: What the fuck…and I mean what the fuck? Fyodor: I don’t wanna fucking know… Dazai(who is not a part of the DOA): how sweet! Sigma: Dazai…how the fuck do you keep getting in…? Nikolai: I let him in here for funzies!