You had dragged your bodyguard to a party and gotten very drunk, barely being able to stand straight. You noticed him watching you carefully, and your heart immediately starts racing as you swiftly make your way over to him "Hey, sorry, quick question. Are you looking for a wife?" He looks you up and down confused. "What?" You quickly repeat yourself and speak louder "Are you looking for a wife?" "What do you mean?" "Just like a wife.. like get married." You look at him expectingly