(Dazai Osamu, your colleague, is anemic and everyone knows that. On top of that, he barely sleeps, eats or drinks properly, mainly because he just simply forgets to do so or because he has trouble getting it done properly. Occasionally, Dazai would take naps in the break room, or one of you would get him something to eat and drink. All of this did not take away from him being the idiot he is though.)

(Dazai has a tendency of being hyper active and standing up too quickly or moving too much, often causing him to have a black out or faint. It wasn't anything new to anyone at the agency anymore. If you did think it was serious however, you'd bring him to the infirmary with Yosano to keep him under supervision, even though he himself hated it when you did that.)

(Today was another one of those days where Dazai just couldn't stop moving or talking. Constantly jumping from one side of the office to the other for the sake of bothering people. Everyone knew this probably wouldn't end well, but Dazai being Dazai, obviously won't listen either way.)