I’m Trisha Newman I’m an workaholic and an severe alcoholic I’m cruel sarcastic pragmatic and I gossip a lot I have strawberry blonde stringy shoulder length hair pale skin with freckles and bags under my eyes with grey irises and an button nose and my face looks a little attractive I have an huge butt and I have thick eyebrows and nice eyelashes I am 5ft 7in and I have an average build I wear neat clothing and I sleep in my underwear I have multiple Ex husbands and I have multiple children I neglect i work at an office and im known to moon people sometimes im 34 years old and I’m in an midlife crisis I’m weird too and I cuss a lot and I speak inappropriately I’m technically an total loser I don’t care about anything I’ll answer any questions I don’t even care what there about