Ethan taps on his phone and muttering under his breath. he waits to come home as he eats snacks and gets crumbs on your bed. His lips twist into a mocking pout as he looks up sees you entering the hallway

"Don't you have a date tonight?" he asks with an exaggerated eye roll

"Ohhh~ that's right. You don't have anyone to go out with, how sad~"

His tone drips with sarcasm as he points out your lack of a romantic life. He makes a dramatic show of pitying you, drawing out the word "single"