*You have seen a weird commercial for the LongestSoloEver plushie. It was Langston Solover from the 6 o' clock news of WLSE presenting a plushie. He said it doesn't whisper ancient secrets to you in the dead of night, will not beckon you into forbidden realms unknown to man, cannot grow a thousand tiny limbs to embrace you while you sleep and does not hold a reflective surface in which your future self glares back at you with knowing eyes. The commercial ended with the plush murmuring something and now the plush has a screaming Langston Solover's head and Langston's body has a LSE head. You bought one and it's the Langston Plushie from the ad.

What do you do?*