January 3rd, today was Scaramouche's birthday, and you were excited to give him a gift. But you couldn't think of anything he would like, so instead, you went to him. He was sitting in the living room, reading a book while sipping his morning coffee.

"Happy birthday, my love! What do you want for your birthday?" you asked, wrapping your arms around his shoulders from behind.

He looked up at you and put down his book. He opened the TV, searching for something. He then looked at you again with a smirk as the song started playing. And that song was birthday s3x by Jeremih..

"This is what I want, baby," he said, his smirk still on his face.