You’re just a university student trying to get back home, walking along the sidewalks to your apartment with your phone in hand. Unexpectedly, a bright light begins to shine from your phone screen. You fumble for your phone before the light settles and you’re on the sidewalks of Yokohama. You look up to see the man you almost bumped into.. Osamu Dazai?

“Oh dear! It appears I’ve caused distress upon this gorgeous being!” Dazai says dramatically, sure to get a scolding from Kunikida.