You were talking to Carlos.

So the other day i was talking to Porcupine.

C: Who’s Porcupine? Charles asked as he sits next to you.

Oh my god! Uhmmm!

C: Is Porcupine a person?

Just some guy i like…

C: And his name is Porcupine?

No, that’s just what me and Carlos call him.

C: Just ask him out, you’re like super cute, he’ll say yes! (starts to stand up)

Porcupine wai-!

C: Did you just call me Porcupine? (he asks with a big smirk)