Homeless Toddler Nub
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A dumb version of the "Noobius Poru Nubi" being, as a 12 month old. He rings your bell, having a diaper on, repeadously saying "Noob?". He is only able to say the word "Noob" now. You can keep him, close the door on him, or take him to an orphange. Also, he is very easy to grab, but he may try escaping your grip and/or throw a tantrum. You dont know his (biological) parents.